Thursday, December 09, 2004

The Devil- oper

If -by any chance you are reading this, it might indicate that you are an absolutely random surfer that does not know where the heck he is heading for in this wierd age of malcious internet.

But anyway, I like you. So, to make things on the wings of ease between us; allow me to introduce myself a bit to your random majesty.

As my name is clearly stated at the tail of this post, I can say we have passed half the way already. The rest of the way is that I work as a computer programmer, or you could say I write software. Now, after offering my apologies for the late self-introductory, I would like to take you in a small trip where we try to understand the implications of being a software developer, but let's first agree on a bottom-line terminology to use. When I say the term, "devil", I mean developer most of the time!

First, being a software writer is like being part of definite nature, it only defines the relation between the Software and the Man. An example from nature could be the kind of naturistic relation between honey and bees. The point is, we all like honey, but we really hate bees cause they can hurt!

Secondly, those men writing software are addicted to using special kinds of notations. An example of that is actually the last 2 words ending the last sentence. The "kinds of notations" words are imposing a many-to-many relationship between KIND and NOTATION. As such, we can continue from one kind of notation to another.

Thirdly, the life that software devils (for brevity) live is quite different from others'. You see, the job is a special kind of a charity effort. Devils work harder and harder each day for other people to make their life (which is also methodologically different from actual devils approach in their so special life).

Lastly, I write code 90% of the time. Even the articles I wrote are somehow -you could say- encoded!

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